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Cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out. Thank You for the memorials given In Memory oJ Gerald Schmidt Mr. Pulaski EMS Spacious partially Candlelight Tours October I & 2 For those who think the 183os log village at Lincoln's New Salem State Historic Site is beautiful during the daylight, you ain't seen nothing yet Candle lanterns will Historic Preservation illuminate the lg3OS vii- Agency and the New lage while fireplaces will Salem Lincoln League. entice visitors into the The Candlelight Tours 23 log h~mes during theoffer the only opportunity annual Candlelight Tours to see the village after at Lincoln s New Salem dark. The tours will be scheduled for Friday and Saturday, October 1 and 2,, from 7 to 9 p.m. The popular event is free and open to the public and is sponsored by the Illinois PRICE REDUCED! Ranch with full basementp huge yard, fenced.., edge of town. Extra garage with great space. Hosted By Kella AIlspaoh Realtor 217-737-5661 618 N Chicago St-Lincoln canceled only if it is pour- ing rain. Staff and-volunteers in period clothing will be inside the loghomes in the village to talk to visitors about life in 19th century Illinois. Gingerbread and hot cider will be served in the Rutledge Tavern. A covered wagon and camp will be set up by people portraying pioneers who are passing through the village on their way west. The New Salem Mili- tia will set up camp to explain militia life in the 183os. Live music in the village will be provided by The Prairie Aires and the Sacred Harp Shape Note Singers. There will also be musicians per- forming on traditional musical instruments such as harps and dulcimers. The Museum Store will be open, as well as the Visitor Center and the New Salem Traditional Exhibit. Insure your love September is Life Insurance Awareness Month. Let your family know you always love them whether - you're here or not. Call me today to find out more about insuring your. love. issuea Dy COUNTRY LRe Insurance Company~ , Bloomington, _ Larry D. Medaris LUTCF 316 S. Washington - Mt. Pulaski 091@502H0 FINANCIAL www.ount ryfinanciai.eom Having trouble understanding Custom or Open Fit conversations? 30 Days Free Trial Period! Do people Seem to mumble? Telephone a problem? Money back guarantee[, Think a bout all the 25i ':years oi serv ice[. progress that has been made! ~, |l CELL PHONES THAT TAKE PICTURES] 3D MOVIES] PLASMA TELEVISIONS! i: NEW HYBRID CARS.v HEARING AIDS ARE NO EXCEPTION! FIRST,., ANALOG.,, THEN PROGRAMMABLE... NOW... 100% FULLY DIGITAL HEARING AIDS! FOWBRFUL AND CLEAR! NO FEEDBACK OR BACKGROUND 1 217) The Hearing 201 Woodlawn Aid Center Rd Uncoln NOISE! THESE WORK GREAT WITH THE TELEPHONE] Hours Monday - Friday 9:15Am to 3Pm Rural Fire District Meeting The Mt. Pulaski Rural Fire Protection District Board of Trustees meets Tuesday September 2] at 7:3opm, at Fire Station #], 6]2 East Dekalb Street, Mr. Pulaski. Fall Festival ]ayc~ee Kiddie Tractor Pull 3o-45 pound 46- 65 a. Brock Trump 1. Lane Murphy 2. Alec Martin Evan Cyrulik 3. Ben Sellmeyer 3. McKenna Wilham 6"6-]oo 1. Dixon Aylesworth 2. Drew Martin Photos Provided By- Kara Brown How to Give a Cat a Pill ,4 "-r From Sharyn Blair Pick up cat and cradle itin your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat again and repeat process. f-e Retrieve cat from bedroom. Take new pill, crad|e cot in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. J2J Force jaws open and push pill to back of mou~th with right forefinger. ~'" Hold mouth shut for a count of ten. Retrieve pill from goldfisl~'10owl and cat from top of bookcase, t'~ Call spouse in from the garden. C/3 I Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front 'D and rear paws. ~(~ Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head [XJ firmly with one hand while forcing .~ wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously. " O Retrieve cat from curtains. Get another pill. Make note to " buy new ruler and repair curtains. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw nDfharmful to humans aCtd C~ ~. One'be~r to take taste away,~-- Apply Band-Aid to spouse's foJfe- arm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard. Close door onto neck, aod leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Plick pill down throat with rubber band. Fetch screw.driver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom. Call fire department to retrieve cat from the top of the tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to ovoid cat. Take last pill. Using heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed, tie front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. Hold head ver- tically and pour two pints of water down throat to wash pill down. Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency" room; Sit ~ ule.t|y while doctor stitches fingers~a.0ql forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home'~'o order new~tbble. Arrange for SPCA to c~l'lect mutant cat and call local pet shop to see if they have hamsters. How to Give a Dog a Pill E:) Wrap it in bacon. Toss it in the a!r. Lettln' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than putfin' it back in. COWBOY WISDOM I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it... - W. C. Fields If you don't have time to do it In 1810 US population was 7,239,881. Black population at 1,377,808 right, when will you have time to do 0 was 19 'A. In 1969 US population reached 200 million. Almo~st another it over? Coach John Wooden 10(1 million has been added since 1969. .................... o- .