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5 Sermon A pastor, known for his lengthy ser- mons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his message The man returned just before the conclusion of the service. Afterwards the pastor asked the man where he had gone. "1 went to get a haircut," was the reply. "But," said the pastor, "why didn't you do that before the service?" "Because," the gentleman said, "1 didn't need one then." oCT Prospecting for the Lord ~, On a sunny Sunday afternoon, two young church members were going door to door to invite people to visit their ser- vices. When they knocked on one door, it was immediately clear the woman who answered was not happy to see them. , She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their rues- sage, and before they could say any- thing more, she slammed the door in their faces To her surprise, however, the door did not close; in fact, it bounced back open. She tried -again, really putting her back into it, and slammed it again with the' same result - the door bounced back open. Convinced these rude young people were sticking their foot iv her door, she reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson. Just then,.one of them said quietty: "Ma'am, before you do that again, you real y need to move your cat." An Email From God One day God decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out So he called one of His best angels and sent the angel to Earth for a ume When she returned she told God, yes it is bad on Earth. 95% is bad and 5% is gooa. He thought for a moment and said maybe I had better send down a.second angel to get another point of view. So God called another angel and sent her to Earth for a time too. When the angel returned she went to God and tolid him yes. the" Earth was in decline, 95% was bad and 5% was good. God said this was not good. So He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going. Very interesting and moving E-mail... wasn't it. 4=$ 4.; At the Wedding Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whisp~.red to her mothel "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happi- ness and today is the happiest day of he(life." The child thought about this for a moment, then said "So why is the groom wearing black?" Plumbing Heating Cooling Backhoe Service Septic Systems IIIJJI.I];II~I~i~ILIIJ~I.~ LItI!'L ~,,:l!l.l,~i.lJl~,,.*,A..,,,,~. .J.& ...... ~.4t....~ ...... .~,*~ ....... ,~. ~ ........................... -'- :~--'::- ....... /" 2011 Meetings Mt. Pulaski 175th Celebration meetings are the first and third Saturdays of each month at the Mt. Pulaski VFW Hall. South Side of the Square. Next meet- ing is May 15 at 9Am. First meet- ing in June is June 5 at 9Am. A-OK John Wyss has a smile on his face. And, for good reason. The replacement blades for The Farmers Bank's wind tur- bine arrived. The blades were damaged when the turbine was lifted into place. Repairs are done. The turbine is spinning merrily along producing elec- tricity. And, spinning quietly. LCGHS Meeting Logan County Genealogical and Historical Society (114 North Chicago St., Lincoln) will meet at 6:30Pm, Monday May 17.. The Presentation "Dealing with Adversity" will be given by Vicki Crane. Public is wel- come. Never get up before breakfast If you have to get up before breakfast, eat "breakfast first, COWBOY WISDOM W The Lake Fork Janes 1948 - 50 Back row: Lois Mason Duhs, Hilda Allen, Gladys Scott Moore. Doris Moore Diez, Kay McCain, and Norma Schroth Shehorn. Front row: Verna Manley Nottingham. Meredith Robinson Patterson, Jea- nette Guffey Schahl, Phyllis Coats, and Rosemary Turley Fuiten. Manager Ray Peeley. programming packages " for 12 months Agreement t*" ........ "~ .......... 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