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A hammer, a shovel... lar in an auger? t a bird. Ever see a caterpil- Randy Tungate among his created and creative friends. They are finding their way to yards and gardens and homes.., watch your step. ' STEVE HAHN put together this construction at the Zion Campus. He also I panorama of the inside of the new gym photographed the only "real" snow of the winter.., just before it melted. STEVE HAHN took in the St. Pat's parade in Spring- field. With a temp. at 79%, it was a record high. About 10,000 people were on parade route. The Night Watchman Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they created one night f watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One was to do the studies and one was to write the reports. Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So they created two positions: a timekeeper and a payroll officer then hired two people. Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people.'?" So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary. Then C0ngre said,_"We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $918,000 over budget, we must cut back." So they laid- off the night watchman. I Thursday - March 22, 2012 Mt. Pulaski Times 19