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February 5, 2011 Engagement Announced Holmes - Neunebel Gregory and Tammy.Holmes announce the engagement of their daughter, Brittany Holmes Guy Neunebel, son of Tom and Mary Neunebel of Florissant, Missouri. Ms Holmes is an Academic Advisor at Harris-Stowe Siate Universi. Mr. Neunebel is the Sports Editor for the Suburban Journals of St. Charles. An August wedding is planned. The Perfect Husband From Laura Lee Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone ori a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "1 also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much? WOMAN: "$90,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options. WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty thousand if it's what you really want." WOMAN: "OK. Ill see you later! I love you so much!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up The other men in the locker room are-staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open. He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?" If' you can't sing -- dance. COWBOY WISDOM Mt. Pulaski Times Thank You From Jo Richner Thanks for all the thoughts, inquiries, phone calls, visits, cards, prayers, and food while I have been out of commis- sion with my broken heel. I have greatly appreciated all this support. And, Bill, the next time a gentleman offers assistance, I will gladly accept. Thank You. Always drink upstream from the herd. COWBOY WISDOM 7 Cooler & Luggage Lost If you found a cooler and/or luggage on 121 between Lin- coln and Mt. Pulaski call Brad 792-5527. CONAWAY HANDYMAN SERVICE LLc Fully Insured >- Painting >- Small Repairs Other Handyman Jobs Larry L Conaway Jr 217-737-4133 615 S Spring St - Mt Pulaski He tt S fi o ts P fi o re rap fi y 0 S"afdn Sweetheart Makeover Special. Hairstyle. Makeup, Manicure, & Free 8x10 ) Photo. $60111 Give your Sweetheart a real treat this Valentines V Daylll 217-871 -8094 364-1300th Ave Lake Fork tl Every Tuesday after school... Story - Craft - Snack Feb. 22 Take Me for a Walk March 1 Hiccupping Hippo March 8 AIphaBeasties March 15 Leprechauns March 22 Little Mouse and the Big Cupcake March 29 The Lamb Who Came for Dinner April 5 Flowers for Pudden Street