A tenacious Erika Leever (Mt. Pulaski #11) went after the ball and just wouldn't let the situation get the best of her.
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The Snow Plow
From Anonymous
One winter morning a husband and
wife were listening to the radio during
breakfast. They heard the announcer
say, "We are going to have 8 to 10
inches of snow today. You must park
your car on the even-numbered side
of the street, so the snowplows can
get through." So the husband went out
and moved his car.
A week later while they are eating
breakfast again, the radio announcer
said, "We arc expecting 10 to 12
inches of snow today. You must park
your car on the odd-numbered side of
the street, so the snowplows can get
through." The husband went out and
moved his car again.
The next week they are again having
breakfast, when the radio announcer
says, "We are expecting 12 to 14
inches of snow today. You must
park ....... " Then the electric power
went out. The husband was very upset,
and with a worried look on his face
said, "Honey, I don't know what to do.
Which side of the street do I need
to park on so the snowplows can get
through?"
With love and understanding the wife
replied, "Why don't you just leave it in
the garage this time?"
Home Remedies
From Wally Kautz
Avoid cutting yourself when slicing
vegetables by getting someone else to
hold the vegetables while you slice.
For high blood pressure sufferers,
simply cut yourself and bleed for a few
minutes, thus reducing the pressure on
your veins. Remember to use a timer.
A mousetrap placed on top of
your alarm clock will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep
after you hit the snooze button.
If you have a bad cough, take a large
dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid
to cough..
You only need two tools in life - wd-40
and duct tape. If it doesn't move and
should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't
move and does, use the duct tape.
If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've
got an electrical problem.
Why we love children
A little boy opened the big family
Bible. Suddenly, something fell out of
the Bible. What he saw was an old leaf
that had been pressed in between the
pages.
'Mama, look what I found,' the boy
called out. 'What have you got there,
dear?'
With astonishment in the young boy's
• voice, he answered, '1 think it's Adam's
underwear!'
" Good judgment comes from experi-
ence, and a Iotta that comes from bad
judgment. COWBOY WISDOM
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