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A tenacious Erika Leever (Mt. Pulaski #11) went after the ball and just wouldn't let the situation get the best of her. Allen Sehaal shot this series. When it comes to long-term care, THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME. A good thing about Long-Term Care Insurance from State Farm'* is that you ham your choice of care options - including in your home. You'll also be helping to protect your life savings from the cost of exlended care. To learn more about it, just talk to your neighborhood State Farm agent. Powell lasurance Agcy lee 0eron Powell, Agent Mt Pulaski, IL 62548 Bus: 217-792-3371 www, deronpowell,com MKEA GOOD NEIGtIBOR  ATE FM 15 THERE. Providing Insurance and Financial Services ztetatm.(x ,', %late Farm MtJtualAut(}n,ebile hz(irnce f;omrny * Horn Oifiee: BIo(minon, Iltis See /oul local Shre I:rn hler|l lot deails  covelage cost. [eslliclion anti lelewiiit. L 1012002-[18 P02460 04/05 The Snow Plow From Anonymous One winter morning a husband and wife were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." So the husband went out and moved his car. A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We arc expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." The husband went out and moved his car again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park ....... " Then the electric power went out. The husband was very upset, and with a worried look on his face said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?" With love and understanding the wife replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?" Home Remedies From Wally Kautz Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you slice. For high blood pressure sufferers, simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer. A mousetrap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem. Why we love children A little boy opened the big family Bible. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. 'Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out. 'What have you got there, dear?' With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, '1 think it's Adam's underwear!' " Good judgment comes from experi- ence, and a Iotta that comes from bad judgment. COWBOY WISDOM Plumbing Heating Cooling Backhoe Service Septic Systems